Horse Limericks & Haikus

Ed
By Ashley Mailloux

There once was a horse named Ed,
who always ate something red.
He didn't mind
To be treated unkind.
As long as he was fed.

 

Chubby
by Annamaria Tadlock
There once was a pony so fat,
He couldn't walk so he sat,
He tried walking one day,
fell face-flat in the hay
and decided to stay where he's at

 

Mary
By Barto Pa
There once was a young horse named Mary
This Mary was rather quite hairy
She blow-dried her hair
And now she's quite bare
Now she has less hair to carry!

 

Haikus by Hillary Whitt
1. Jumpers
As we jump the jump
Here comes the adrenaline
His hooves in the air

2. Zorro
His long sloping stride
Hardly touches the Earth below
Running to greet me

3. Ocean
She grazes in grass
Her long legs and streching neck
What a brilliant sight

 

 

 

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