Dear Tech Support,
Recently
I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. I soon noticed that this
program appears to have numerous glitches. For instance, every
time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1.
Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important document,
and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0. This
program also contained applications I did not wish to install,
such as Manure 8.5, however they auto-installed with Horse 1.0.
Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 can no longer
run, crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that Horse
1.0 has attached itself to programs like Finance Manager and MS
Money, with folders added such as "Monthly Shoeing"
and "Winter Blanket". Periodically, I'll get a reminder
telling me to send a check to the manufacturer of Horse 1.0 for
the aforementioned items. I have tried to uninstall Horse 1.0
numerous times, but when I try to run the uninstall program, I
get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Withdrawal"
will infect my system. Please Help!!!!!
THE REPLY:
Dear User,
Your complaint
is not unusual. A common misconception among users is that Horse
1.0 is a mere "utilities and entertainment program."
It is not - it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its'
creator to run everything! A warning will soon be imprinted on
the box. Since you have already installed Horse 1.0, here are
a few tips on how to make it run better. If you are annoyed by
the applications Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1, you may run C: \HIRE
HELP, however this will cause another folder to be added to financial
applications, labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment
to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being
run again on startup. A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer
for several days isn't the solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water
7.1. You will find that, when you boot up your computer again,
a nasty virus called "Colic 4.2" will have attached
itself to important documents and the only way to rid your computer
of Colic 4.2 is by purchasing and installing "Vet 10.1",
which we admit is extremely expensive, but crucial. Otherwise,
Colic 4.2 will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Finally, it is important that you run C:\Carrots and C:\Scratch
Ears on a fairly regular basis to keep the application running
smoothly. If you have any more questions, please call our toll
free number.
Sincerely,
Tech Support
