Horses: Have you ever been mistreated or abused? Learn how to fight back at the horse Karate canter. Learn the way to kick, how to rear, bucking tequnieques, the best way to bite, and much, much more! We have the best teachers, including retired racehorses, mustangs, 2 year olds, and retired police horses (they are trained well in horse karate-they have to fight through crowds somehow). Each of our teachers are stallions. Here are some horse karate tips straight from our best trainers:

- If you want to kick a human, wait till they are positioned behind you, whip your tail in their face, and immediately kick designated area. Good thing: in their moment of blindness, they won't see your hoof raised. Bad thing: this makes them extremely angry.


-If you want to stomp on your human, without waiting till the next time they clean your hooves, limp around in the paddock or in your stall. Your human should check your legs and hooves immediately, so when they check your hoof, quickly step on their hand. Good thing: in their concern for you, they won't get mad at you. Bad thing: you might get a visit from the vet to check your legs.

-In rearing, it is a popular idea that standing on your hind legs is the main part. It isn't. The main part is to lash out. So every day, practice pumping your arms back and forth on your stable door or pasture gate. Good thing: the door or gate could open while practicing, and you could go for a run. Bad thing: getting a hoof stuck in a gate or on a door is not fun.

Contact your Local Horse Karate center today!!!