are some cowboy quotes & tips for life:
Don't squate with yer spurs
Don't let your yearnings get
ahead of your earnings.
Never miss a good chance to
Don't dig for water under the
Never take down another man's
Never drive black cattle in
The only good reason to ride
a bull is to meet a nurse.
Make apologies not excuses.
Water and truth are freshest
at their source.
Don't go in if you don't know
the way out.
Brace your backbone and forget
If you climb in the saddle,
be ready for the ride.
Behind every successful rancher
is a wife who works in town.
The horse stopped with a jerk--
and the jerk fell off!
Any cowboy can carry a tune.
The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.
When you give a lesson in meanness
to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their
Always drink upstream from the
Generally, you ain't learnin'
nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git lost and
makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
If you're ridin' ahead of the
herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still
there with ya.
If it doesn't seem to be worth
the effort it probably isn't.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag
is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
The quickest way to double your
money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket
Never approach a bull from the
front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The biggest troublemaker you'll
ever deal with watches you shave his face every morning.
Timing has a lot to do with
the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow
is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is
When in doubt, let your horse
do the thinkin'.
Basketball, Football, Baseball...
RODEO: Bring yer own BALLS!
Don't mess with something that
ain't bothering you.
It's better to keep your mouth
shut an look stupid than open it and prove it.
Treat a woman like a racehorse,
and she'll never be a nag.
When a cowboy's too old to set
a bad example, he hands out good advice.
There' are two theories to arguin'
with a woman. Neither one works.
Don't worry about bitin' off
more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n
If you find yourself in a hole
the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Just 'cause trouble comes visiting
doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
When you're throwin' your weight
around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Never ask how stupid someone
is 'cause they'll turn around and show you.
Never ask a barber if you need
If you get to thinkin' you're
a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.