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Caption Contest #9, 10, & 11 Winners:

 


LP Cherokee Jet NK, 10 Yr. old Paint gelding
Submitted by: Kristi Judisch


When is this novacane supposed to wear off! The dentist was here hours ago! -Sarah

Hey, look what I can do! I can make the rope go into my jaw and out my nose! I
bet you can't do that!!! na na-na na na--na!! -Linnae

Maybe I can lick away the rope like I can my salt block!!! -Mandy Brown

YUCK! After all my hard work, thats the kinda treat I get? -Kiaya

Now what flavor leads do we have today? - windyridge

Come on, honestly.  You people can't actually think these "Ties" can hold me. -Grace

So your not mad about me eating your new saddle are you???? It was yummy!!! -Kaitlyn

And that's what I think about your new vet. -Barbara Jansz

Ahhh horsefeathers, it is imposible to lick your elbow! -Leah

Eww! And that worming stuff is supposed to taste like candy apples! Never
trust the label! -Laura Kane

You are going to do WHAT with the thermomiter???! -Kaitlin Alexandra

"Eww. I thought that nothing could taste worse than those home-made treats you make for me!"

 

 

Contest #10:

Photo sent in by Maggie. Baron von Puff, mini horse stallion.

"Every champion showjumper has to begin SOMEPLACE." -Rachel

"Hi. Wow! I'll bet you eat your wheaties every day!!!!!!!!!!" -Horsekid

Mini to big horse: "I thought you said the fence tastes like apples."
Big Horse to Mini: "Hahahahaha, and you fell for it!" - Danielle Schwab

"That horse inspired me to jump! Too bad I can't get over the first rung of
this fence...!" -Runner0

"THE GRASS IS GREENER ON THIS SIDE OF THE FENCE, SO BACK OFF BUSTER! " - Kirsten Gibson

"OK!!!!!!!!!!!!......That's it! Tell me how y'all get so tall!" -Miranda Farmer

"You know I always wanted to look so cool...my head over the fence like that..." -Ali Gittens

"I've heard of getting your tongue stuck to a METAL fence, but this is
ridiculous!" -Grace

"Hey, you, look at my levade!" -MerlynLover

"So you're sure eating this fence is going to make me grow taller?" -Allie

"Hey buddy! Don't start with me! Just because I'm not tall enough to reach the
gate's latch doesn't mean I can't find another way out!!!!!!" -HJchck

"Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow coward. Come back here and take what's
coming to you. I'll bite your legs off" -Stephanie

"Wait a minute Homer, I'll get that fly off your back!!" - Chuck Dembroski

"Hey Sugar ;) The best things come in small packages eh eh?" - katelyn

"You are so lucky this fence is keeping me from kicking your butt!!!!!" - Tammy Mitchell

"Come on sweetie.  Don't be turned off  by my size.  I really am a STUD!" - Liz

"Hey! That's my fence, get away or prepare to fight!" - Christi Parsons-Magnolia Farms


Caption Contest #9:


"Please insert donations into the deposit box on your left...Carrots and
Apples are prefered." -Grace

New Improved Colgate...It's Not Just For People Anymore... - Urban Cowboy

'My plan for world domination is falling into place. *Evil laugh* -Bec

Does this look infected to you? This is why they call me zebra tounge. -zippodale

"Oh jeez! What was that! Maybe I should sniff the next thing I swallow whole!" -Allie

Lets see if this metal pole IS edible! -Samantha

Ha ha ha.......she can't see me behind this gate. -Darlene

hmmm.. now if I open my mouth THIS wide then maybe I can chomp through this
fence with one good bite.... -Anne

Give me my food! NOW!!! -MerlynLover


 

 


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